GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Treat from the Frigid Reaches of space Zayaya has become the latest craze on Earth! But is it safe? This otherworldly concoction, made from unknown fruits and unfamiliar plants, has caused quite a stir. Will you dare to taste it? Whispers abound about the effects of this potent juice. Some claim it grants superhuman strength and invi